she's at it again
can we talk about that time two days ago when this littlest miss went missing for fifteen minutes in sam's club and all the employees were notified on their radios to search for the 2 year old in the pink dress and don't let anyone leave the store lest they kidnap the 2 year old in a pink dress and how i search every! single! aisle! until at last Carmen The Sam's Club Employee found her - tucked between boxes, on the candy aisle, clutching this enormous bag of m&m's to her little heart like her life depended on it?
and first how i had a heart attack?
and then how i bought her that enormous bag of m&m's?
that's called rewarding bad behavior
mother of the year